- Daughter: Mom, do you know that old band One Direction?
- Me: Oh god
- Daughter:
- Me: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
- Daughter: what are you do-
- Me: *pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in One Direction posters, with a conference table, and powerpoint presentation in the middle*
- Me: THE FIRST STEP TO BECOMING A FAN IS KNOWING THEIR NAMES.
- Daughter: mom wtf
