Team One Direction

Daughter: Mom, do you know that old band One Direction?
Me: Oh god
Daughter:
Me: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
Daughter: what are you do-
Me: *pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in One Direction posters, with a conference table, and powerpoint presentation in the middle*
Me: THE FIRST STEP TO BECOMING A FAN IS KNOWING THEIR NAMES.
Daughter: mom wtf